Battie the batio; died on our patio

Fell from our roof and was mistaken for a piece of moss. Is battie the bat dead Daddy? Think so son, its got rigor mortis........

In the words of Leslie Nielsen.........

Swank Hair Salon

Somewhere in Keighley judging by the phone number - give them a call and ask them what's on offer! What were they thinking?

Dale Fuchs

Looks like Tim has been gorging himself on culture from The Guardian again. Snob.

TWAT from series 2 of Banzai

This was one of the other two options for the pretty synchronised swimmer ladies to spell out......

Cumnor

On the A420 again between Oxford and Swindon - only mildly amusing and probably worthy of deletion on those grounds?