In your dreams chipolata boy!

Can't remember where this was - somewhere in Kent?

Local Charity

Tosser!

In the main car park on West Mersea, Essex. What's a tosser Daddy?

Superscrews

Homebase

Sexton contracting

On Lexden Road near the ambulance station in Colchester

Prince Albert Road

West Mersea Essex.

Oops!

On the promenade at Brightlingsea, Essex. Still my favourite not called cock entry.

Good Dog sign

Brightlingsea sea front again.

Danish Fartplan

The Winky Song - Katie's favourite!

http://www.purple-twinkie.com/AdultFlash/winky_hand.asp Alright, I know this comes straight off the internet, but you've got to admire this guy's devotion to the puerile celebration of musical winkies! Thanks to MB for bluetoothing this to me and playing it in the commercial office!